23 September 2010

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မန္သလားမေမးနဲ႔ ..
ကန္ထရိုက္တာႏွစ္ဦးအၾကြားၿပိဳင္ေနၾကသည္။
ပ-ကန္ထရိုက္ ။ ။ ငါတုိ႔ ကန္ထရိုက္အဖြဲ႕နဲ႔ေဆာက္ရင္ တုိက္တစ္လံုးဟာ
(7)ရက္နဲ႔ၿပီးတယ္ ..
ဒု-ကန္ထရိုက္ ။ ။ ဟြန္း .. ၾကာလုိက္တာ။ ငါတုိ႔ကန္ထရိုက္နဲ႔သာေဆာက္၊
မနက္ကစေဆာက္ရင္ ညေနဆုိ တိုက္ပိုင္ရွင္က အိမ္လခမေပးႏုိင္လို႔
တိုက္ခန္းငွားေနတဲ့သူေတြကိုႏွင္ခ်ေနတာ ေတြ႕ရလိမ့္မယ္ ။

လက္ေဆာင္ေကာင္း ..
``နင့္သူငယ္ခ်င္းေမြးေန႔မွာ ဘာလက္ေဆာင္ေပးလုိက္လဲ´´
``င့ါရဲ႕အယ္ေဇးရွင္းေခြးႀကီးႏွစ္ေကာင္လက္ေဆာင္ေပးလုိက္တယ္´´
``ဟယ္ .. ဒီေလာက္အဖိုးတန္တဲ့
ေခြးႀကီးႏွစ္ေကာင္ကိုအလကားလက္ေဆာင္ေပးျပစ္ရလား ႏွေျမာလုိက္တာ´´
``ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး .. ဒီႏွစ္ေကာင္ညမိုးခ်ဳပ္ရင္ င့ါအိမ္ကိုျပန္ေျပးလာၾကမွာပါ´´

အားလံုးေပါင္းေတာ့ ..
အန္တီႀကီး ။ ။ ေဟ့ .. အန္တီ့ကိုၾကည့္ၿပီးအသက္ဘယ္ေလာက္ရွိမယ္ဆုိတာ
ခန္႔မွန္းၾကည့္စမ္း ..
လူငယ္ ။ ။ အင္း ဆံပင္ကိုၾကည့္ၿပီးေျပာရင္ 15 ႏွစ္အရြယ္၊
အန္တီ့သြားေတြကိုၾကည့္ၿပီးေျပာရရင္ အသက္ 20 အရြယ္၊
ကုိယ္လံုးကိုၾကည့္ၿပီးေျပာရရင္ေတာ့ အသက္အစိတ္မေက်ာ္ဘူးလုိ႔ထင္ရတယ္ ..
အန္တီႀကီး ။ ။ ဟယ္ .. တကယ္ပဲလားဟင္ ..
လူငယ္ ။ ။ တကယ္ပါ .. အဲ့ဒါေတြအားလံုးေပါင္းလုိက္ရင္ေတာ့ အသက္ 60 အရြယ္ေပါ့ ..

ပိုနီးလုိ႔ ..
တစ္ကုိယ္လံုးညစ္ပတ္ေပေရေနေအာင္ ေဆာ့ထားေသာ သားငယ္ျဖစ္သူအား ဖခင္က ေခၚရ်္ဆူသည္ ..
``မင္း ေတာ္ေတာ္ညစ္ပတ္တဲ့ေကာင္ပါလား၊ ေဖေဖ့ကိုၾကည့္စမ္း၊
ေဖေဖ့လုိသန္႔သန္႔ရွင္းရွင္း ေနစမ္းပါလားကြ´´
ထိုအခါ သားျဖစ္သူက ျပန္ေျပာလုိက္ပံုမွာ ..
``ဟာ .. ေဖေဖ့လုိေတာ့ ဘယ္သန္႔ရွင္းပါ့မလဲ၊ ေဖေဖက အရပ္အျမင့္ႀကီးပဲဟာ၊
ေဖေဖ့ထက္စာရင္ သားက ေျမႀကီးနဲ႔ပိုနီးတာကိုး´´

ရွင္းေရာ ..
``မင္း ကဗ်ာရြတ္ျပိဳင္ပြဲမွာ မပါဘူးလား´´
``ငါ့ .. ငါ့ကို .. မ … မ .. ၿပိဳင္ရဘူးတဲ့´´
``ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔လဲ´´
``အ .. အရပ္ .. ပု .. ပု .. ပုလုိ႔တဲ့ကြ´´

ဒီေန႔ကံေကာင္းပါလား ..
``င့ါဦးေလးက ေတာပစ္ထြက္တာ အရမ္း၀ါသနာပါတယ္ကြ၊ သူေတာပစ္ထြက္တုိင္း
အၿမဲကံေကာင္းတာခ်ည္းပဲ´´
``ဟင္ .. မင္းဦးေလး ေတာပစ္ထြက္တုိင္းအၿမဲကံေကာင္းတယ္သာေျပာတယ္ ..
တစ္ခါမွလည္း အမဲရၿပီး ျပန္လာတာမေတြ႕ပါလား´´
``လူမေသပဲျပန္ျပန္လာလုိ႔ ကံေကာင္းတယ္ေျပာတာကြ´´

ေက်းဇူးျပဳရ်္ ..
အေ၀းေျပးလမ္းမႀကီးတစ္ခုေပၚတြင္ အမ်ိဳးသမီးတစ္ဦးသည္ ကားတစ္စီးကိုလွမ္းတားၿပီး ..
``ေက်းဇူးျပဳၿပီး ရွင္ ကားျပင္တတ္လား၊ ကၽြန္မကား စက္ႏႈိးလုိ႔မရေတာ့လုိ႔
ကူညီပါရွင္´´
``ခင္ဗ်ားကားက ဘာခၽြတ္ယြင္းသြားလုိ႔လဲ´´
``ကာဘရိုက္တာထဲ ေရ၀င္သြားလုိ႔ပါရွင္´´
``ဒါျဖင့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္လုိက္ၾကည့္ေပးမယ္ေလ၊ ခင္ဗ်ားကား ဘယ္မွာလဲ´´
``ဟိုေရွ႕တံတားေအာက္က ျမစ္ထဲမွာပါရွင္´´

အားလံုးေပါင္းေတာ့ ..
သမီးရည္းစားႏွစ္ေယာက္ခ်ိန္းေတြ႕ၾကရင္း မိန္းကေလးျဖစ္သူက ေယာက်္ားေလးအား
သူ႔ဓါတ္ပံုတစ္ပံုေပးသည္။ ေယာက်ာ္းေလးသည္ ေနာက္ေက်ာကစာကိုဖတ္ၿပီး
မ်က္လံုးျပဴးခဲ့ရေလသည္။
``ကိုကိုရယ္ .. ကုိကုိ႔ကို အခ်စ္စစ္ အခ်စ္မွန္နဲ႔ တကယ္ကိုခ်စ္မိတာပါ ..
ႏွလံုးသားက သစၥာခ်စ္နဲ႔ ထာ၀ရခ်စ္သူ .. သိန္း´´
သတိ
``ကိုကို၊ သူမ်ားတုိ႔ႏွစ္ေယာက္ အဆင္မေျပလုိ႔ ျဖတ္ၾကရင္ေတာ့
ဒီဓါတ္ပံုေလးျပန္ေပးေနာ္´´

ကၽြမ္းက်င္ရာလိမၼာ ..
ပါတီပြဲသို႔တက္ရန္ အ၀တ္အစား၀တ္ေနေသာသူတစ္ဦး သူ၏လည္စီးကို တပ္ဆင္ရာ
စိတ္တုိင္းမက်ျဖစ္ေနသည္။ ထုိစဥ္ သူ႔အခန္းေရွ႕မွျဖတ္သြားေသာ
သူတစ္ဦးကိုေတြ႕သျဖင့္ လွမ္းေခၚၿပီး ..
``ကၽြန္ေတာ့ကို ေက်းဇူးျပဳၿပီး ေဟာ့ဒီလည္စီးေလး စည္းေပးပါခင္ဗ်ာ´´
``ရပါတယ္ဗ်ာ .. ကုတင္ေပၚတက္ၿပီး ပက္လက္အိပ္လုိက္ပါ´´
ထုိ႔ေနာက္ ထိုလူက လည္စည္းကို ကၽြမ္းက်င္စြာပင္ စည္းေပးလုိက္သည္။
``ေက်းဇူးပဲဗ်ာ .. ခင္ဗ်ားစည္းေပးလုိက္မွ စတုိင္က်သြားေတာ့တယ္၊ ဒါနဲ႔
ခင္ဗ်ားက မတ္တပ္စည္းမေပးပဲ ဘာလုိ႔အိပ္ခုိင္းၿပီး စည္းေပးတာလဲဗ်´´
``ကၽြန္ေတာ္က အေအးတုိက္မွာ အေလာင္းေတြကိုျပင္ဆင္ေပးရတဲ့သူမုိ႔ပါ´´

အေရးတယူ ..
``ဗ်ိဳ႔ .. အိမ္ရွင္တုိ႔ အိမ္ရွင္တုိ႔´´
အိမ္ရွင္ ။ ။ ဘာကိစၥလဲရွင္ ..
``ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေရပိုက္ျပင္သမားပါ၊ အစ္မႀကီးတုိ႔အိမ္က ေရပိုက္ျပင္ဖုိ႔ ေခၚထားလုိ႔ပါ´´
အိမ္ရွင္ ။ ။ ဟင္ .. ကၽြန္မတုိ႔လည္း မေခၚရပါလားရွင္ ..
``ဒါျဖင့္ ဒီအိမ္က မစၥတာမာတင္တုိ႔အိမ္ မဟုတ္ဘူးလား´´
အိမ္ရွင္ ။ ။ မဟုတ္ေတာ့ဘူးရွင့္၊ သူတုိ႔ဒီအိမ္ကေျပာင္းသြားတာ တစ္ႏွစ္ေလာက္ရွိၿပီ ..
``ကဲ .. အဲ့ဒါသာၾကည့္ေတာ့ အစ္မႀကီးေရ၊ သူတုိ႔ပဲ အေရးႀကီးလုိ႔
ေရပိုက္အျမန္ျပင္ခ်င္တယ္ လာပါဆုိလုိ႔လာရတယ္၊ ဒီေရာက္ေတာ့
သူတုိ႔ကေျပာင္းသြားၿပီတဲ့ .. ဟြန္း´´

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